Ron Pitchford

             Ron Pitchford is an enigma. A dark, brooding figure who rarely speaks and only occasionally blinks his eyes. No official documents exist that would shed light on his "Mysterious" past, though historians have found an application for employment from 'International House of Pancakes' that he is believed to have filled out in the early 1940's listing his current residence as "PARTS   UNKNOWN." Some say that he was abandoned in the woods as an infant and raised by squirrels. Some say that he was born without salivary glands and that he has an unnatural fear of pudding.  There are also some who say that he's just some guy from Chicago who has played  every dive in Illinois, and now California, and plays the living  Hell out of  his Jazz Bass. But thats just too damn dull to believe.                       

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